Thread:Anomalous13/@comment-5157850-20120812044929/@comment-1785597-20120812055603

I'm telling you, we accomplished these tasks through the use of magic. Or complicated science.

Here's how to do it.

1) Open up Windows Task Manager.

2) Stop the flamingos from stealing your refrigerator.

3) Head to your local convenience store and buy a plunger.

4) Yell out 69 in public.

5) Lick your elbow.

6) Play tag with Sonic the Hedgehog.

7) Listen to "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

8) Stop Bane from terrorizing Gotham City.

9) Stop the Combine from letting reinforcements through the super portal.

10) Don't let elephants sit on your couch.

11) Yell out "I LOVE INTERNET EXPLORER" in public.

12) Wear Crocs.

13) Shake hands with Edward Scissorhands.

14) ???

15) PROFIT!!!!