User:Qwertyxp2000 the second/Mid-Game Rap

Based on a comment that TechTerror made about the many mid-game cheeses. Dark Knight, Etienne, Rocket Storm, and probably Ground Zero. Added Spiked Balls because that's pretty good mid-game too for different reasons.

Lyrics
In bold is changed from the original DK Rap.


 * Here, here, here we go!


 * So they're finally here, performing for you,
 * If you know the words, you can join in too,
 * Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
 * As we take you through, this mid-game rap!


 * Huh!
 * Mid-game! Mid-game cheese!


 * He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
 * He's finally back to kick some tail,
 * His super blades are dark as the shade,
 * If he shoots ya, you'll probably fade!
 * He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
 * Quickly breakin' up blimps, as he can do!


 * Huh!
 * Mid-game! Mid-game cheese!
 * Mid-game! Mid-game cheese is here!


 * This hero's got style, so listen up players,
 * He is small in size but shreds many layers!
 * His drones are quick and nimble where they need to be,
 * They can float through the air and attack through trees!
 * If you choose Etienne, you'll not choose wrong,
 * With a press of a button, he shreds those bloons!


 * Huh!
 * Mid-game! Mid-game cheese!


 * He has no style, he has no grace,
 * Th-th-th-this ace has a funny face,
 * He can be micro-ed when you need to,
 * And drop his bombs out, just for you,
 * Float by himself like enemy bloons,
 * This bombing ace 'splodes bloons to doom!


 * Huh!
 * Mid-game! Mid-game cheese!
 * Mid-game! Mid-game cheese is here!


 * He's back again and in a brand new form,
 * And this time he's Rocket Storm,
 * Rockets fly real crazy with his storm unleashed,
 * With his Dartling Gun out, he's a bloon-poppin' beast!
 * Explosions galore, waves of rockets flew,
 * But bloons beware 'cause he's after you!


 * Huh!
 * Mid-game! Mid-game cheese!
 * Huh!


 * Finally, he's here for you,
 * It's the last member of the mid-game cheese!
 * Spiked Balls so strong, it isn't funny,
 * Can make a MOAB cry out for mummy,
 * Can clean up those bloons with relative ease,
 * Makes crushing Ceramics seem such a breeze,
 * He may attack slow, he can't throw high,
 * But this tower is one hell of a guy!


 * Huh!
 * C'mon Benjamin, take it to the late-game!


 * B-b-b-BBrew, Stimulant, Prince of Darkness.
 * Shredder, MOAB Glue, and Sabo too!
 * Ahh yeah!
 * BBrew, Stimulant, Prince of Darkness.
 * Shredder, MOAB Glue, and Sabo too!
 * Ahh yeah!