Thread:Culumon/@comment-24478603-20140321181758/@comment-24170389-20140620211921

OK, this might be a 3-month necrobump but who else understand Portuguese here, aside from me(I'm brazilian so meh...), IBT and Culumon?

So here I go in a giant translation of a giant userpage:

WARNING: Parenthesis made by me.

"Hi, I initially won't write anything in english because I'm brazilian, because of that, go to "Google Translator". But well, here is a map on "BRST" to know from where I am and at which hour I am nowadays." (Well...It's not needed a Google Translator anymore :P Btw it's not pointing at Brazil...I guess...)

What I do here?
"Simple, me, since December 2011, registered myself on Ninja Kiwi to save all my acheviements in Bloons Tower Defense 5, certainly the best tower defense game of all times."

"I already obtained Bronze and Silver medals on all tracks, even the Expert ones. And I almost got all Gold medals, including the Bloontonium Lab, because I took advantage of a special oportunity which I could get double (monkey) money until April 29, 2012, which made me have enough Monkey Money to buy all my agents and turn them into "PRO", after a long time playing."

"Although I made all Special Missions of the game, which 3 being very easy, one was needed to use much Monkey Money to win the challenge Special Agents Only and I had a certain problems in 3 of these Special Missions, but I won. And one known as Short-Lived, pratically became the most hardest challenge that I had in my life, nearly impossible to win it, but because of this video posted by xTYILIEIR (Sorry for not placing the link) showed the trick to have an awesome victory in this challenge." (GOD, is Short-Lived so hard like that?)

How many Daily Challenges I won?
"In the moment, I don't know how many challenges I completed, but certainly it was more than 300 Daily Challenges done, and also including the Daily Challenge Vaults." (This guy is surely addicted to BTD 5...Why I didn't met him before?)

A new objective
"I was in the fight in win 14 battles consecutively in Persistent. Well, I finally completed this achievement and finally have 14 consecutive victories, finally!"

"My next objective was to transform every agent in their "PRO" versions, when after a long time I finally could buy all." (HOW YOU DID THIS?????)

"Removing the Specialities (He's probably talking about the Specialty Buildings), I basically finished Bloons Tower Defense 5. However, now that Bloons Tower Defense Battles was created, I probably could make new objectives here, and probably, challenge some members in this wiki to see who win more." (*sigh* He obviously won from me since I have a bad PC X.X)

"Though, I have an objective, that is to attack an opponent using the ZOMG versus him, if he doesn't defeat me before or surrender" (If you see an user in BTD Battles called JustAPirate, it's me. You can use me to defeat me with a ZOMG...If my PC doesn't crash first >.>)

(Well...I'll translate the rest soon...The next section is big, so I'm making it separated from others)