User blog:Anomalous13/Global Conflicts (Ordinary Life)

Well, my new fanfic name is Global Conflicts. Although this fanfic is about war, there are going to be many parts of comedy and humor. :P This blog post covers the "Ordinary Life" section of the fanfic.

Ordinary Life

 * Prologue
 * 1) Tranquility
 * 2) An Ordinary Day
 * 3) Battle of Ocean Road

Prologue

 * Unknown Location


 * October 3, 1998

There are three monkeys being held captive in a M.O.A.B. A Dart Monkey, a ''Ninja Monkey, and a Boomerang Thrower. What happened to these three Monkeys?''

DM - "Well guys, now what?"

NM - "What are we supposed to do? We're restrained in a M.O.A.B, we have no idea where it's going, and we can't even move around."

BT - "Uhmm...so what's the plan?"

DM - "I don't know. I thought you guys had one...you're the experts here!"

NM - "Shut up! This is all because of the Insurgents!"

BT  - "It's a shame that the Insurgents joined the Bloons to form a Covetist Alliance. Who knew Monkeys and Bloons would work together?"

DM - "It's disgusting. This war used to be between three groups: The Monkey Capitol, the Insurgency, and the Bloon Empire. Now it's between two: The Monkey Capitol and the Covetist Alliance."

NM - "Hahah, you sound so cheesy man, stop it."

DM - "Your face is cheesy; shut up!"

NM - "I swear when we get out of this I'm going to slap you silly."

DM - "Not if I knock you out first."

NM - "You want to start something?!"

DM - "I could beat you up if I wanted to!"

NM - "WHAT?! What makes you think that..."

BT - "Shut up you morons! Shh...do you guys hear that?"

DM - "Hear what? What is it?"

NM - "Stop talking! Can't you see that-"

DM - "Shut up! How are we supposed to hear anything when you keep talking?!"

NM - "You're the one who keeps talking! Be quiet!"

DM - "You started this you idiot! Don't blame me for --"

NM - "Stop being so hypocritical! Sometimes I swear you are-"

BT - "SHUT UP! There's that noise again. Just listen. It sounds like..."

Chapter 1: Tranquility
''There are three monkeys in a hut. A Dart Monkey, a Ninja Monkey, and a Boomerang Thrower. The Dart Monkey's name is "Christopher" or "Chris", the Ninja Monkey's name is "Gary", while the Boomerang Thrower's name is "Ryan". The three monkeys are discussing about something very important.''
 * Monkey Lane
 * 11:11 AM
 * July 8

Chris - "So guys, did you know the chicken came before the egg?"

Ryan - "...how?"

Gary - "The egg had to come first though. Where did you get that info Chris?"

Chris - "Well, the chicken has various proteins and other nutrients needed for the egg to actually hatch, or something like that."

Ryan - "Your claim doesn't sound so believeable..."

Gary - "Yeah...since when were you an expert in birds Chris?"

Chris - "Well, I do have a good degree in knowledge with Kiwis."

Ryan - "The fruit?"

Gary - "I think it's a type of toilet."

Chris - "You morons! A Kiwi is a type of flightless bird!"

Ryan - "It's also a fruit! A delicious fruit!"

Gary - "It's not a type of toilet? WHAT?"

Chris - "Wait a minute guys, why are we talking about birds, fruits, and toilets? Don't we have something more important to discuss? *coughBloonscough*"

Ryan - "Oh yeah. That mission to Ocean Road in 40 minutes. Gary, are those BANANAS?!?"

Chris - "WHERE?"

Gary - "Oh poop."