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Chapter 15: Scroll of the Glaive Lord

I turbo-charged my bionic arm and shredded the MOABs to pieces! I realized how late it was and ran home, knowing how mad my parents would be if I stayed up too late. I opened the Encyclopedia to a page about the Glaive Lord and read:

''The legendary Glaive Lord commands special glaves that orbit around the monkey that shred any bloon, camo or not, that comes too close. His only weakness was leads, but he fixes this by heating up his glaves.''

I was very facinated by this. '''Where is he now? Does he share this secret with others? How does he sleep, when his glaives would just shred his bed?''' I drifted off to sleep thinking about the awesome glave lord.

'''As the Glaive Lord arrived in the besieged town, he shook his head. There were bodies and rubber everywhere. He had come when news reached him the teacher had been murdered. But at this rate he would have no one left to teach. But he could sense there was hope yet. There were monkeys alive, they were just hiding. This could not continue. His bouncing glaives in hand and his orbital glaives in, well, orbit, he cleared the entire infestation in the night. And he left a special scroll in one particular hut.'''

When I woke up, I was surprised to find myself in my own bed, with no bloons to be seen. I had been dreaming about the Glaive Lord. I got out of bed and found a scroll on my nightstand. So it was real. The knowlege of the Glaive Lord was given to me? The scroll held the answer to my last 2 questions from last night. Yes, that includes the one about sleeping. I told my parents, but they didn't believe me at first. But they could not deny it when I took one of my glaives into orbit around me.