Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-198.86.93.254-20130111132237/@comment-6140085-20130804162804

How 'bout a UBG? The deadliest bloon known?

This is Captain BananaBeard of the seventh Monkey Pirates fleet. As a pirate, I know all about the mystical, sinister prescence of a much larger and even tougher adversary, known as the UBG, the Universal Bloon God. The story of the legendary UBG is told in many a pirate folktale. It all started 20,000 leagues under the sea, where nothing had stirred for centuries. When suddenly, out of the gloom rose the UBG, with a solid black diamond hard frame, so strong and heavy it can unleash a fifty meter tsunami at Crazy Coast just by propelling itself in the deep bloon sea.

When it rose, right in the middle of a large battle between several aircraft carriers and some particularly pesky BFBs. From the moment it rose, all the monkeys knew it from its prominence, to its legacy, and also to its initials (Which, coincidentally, when said out loud into a word sounded exactly like the squeaks that eminated from the monkeys operating the aircraft carriers at the time)

The battle between the two powers lasted for days, when suddenly the last fighter of one side was popped.

Who knew that monkey aircraft carriers popped, right?

The UBG and the several BFBs and MOABs involved in the fight soared into the air, jubilantly soared into the skyies and made headway towards the Fields of Fog, where it is rumored that they currently still fly.

Yep, being a monkey pirate is risky business knowing that the UBG and its dreaded children could still stalk the seas, but meanwhile, it is our duty and pride to protect all of monkeykind from sea-dwelling bloons, no matter how airheaded and flatulent they may be.