User blog comment:LoverofAllThingsCute/New Fanfic-Brainstorming of Plot and Characters/@comment-5056929-20121005111635

Tsuru (pronounced tsoo roo): Ninja Monkey
Tsuru is about twelve years old. She is a second Dan in Bloonjutsu, so don't mess with her! Chris has a crush on her, but she is uninterested in him.

Chris: Mortar Tower Operator
Chris is about six years old. Oddly, he controls a Mortar Tower, but he is only six years old. Would you trust a six-year-old kid with bombs? I said earlier that he likes Tsuru. A lot.

Still a better love story than Twilight :P