Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-198.86.93.254-20130111132237/@comment-6140085-20130804225401

Nah, Shadow King Bloon is no match for the UBG.

This is Captain BananaBeard reporting again. My fleet has just recently sighted the dreaded behemoth. All rumors that were unconfirmed before are now realized as true. The UBG is a monstrous bloon, longer than a skyscraper is tall, with a body built from only the finest black diamonds. Our Monkey Pirate ships were no match for its awesome power. It quickly overran us when it opened a cockpit on its bottom and blasted BFBs out like they were toy rockets. The Blimps it shot snapped many of our ships into what is now sinking rubble, falling to the bottom of Davy Jones' banana crate. This epic bloon being did not care that it was wasting away at both monkeys and bloons alike, it demanded that all shall be sacrificed to make way for its divine prescence. When half the fleet was sunk and the blimp showed no signs of wear, we sent out an emergency call out to all the spectre fleets that were available. No less than ten minutes later, which was about when my own Pirate Ship was the only one left standing, the spectre fleet flew in, with engines roaring and bloon busting shells being deployed.

I thought the battle was won for a second, but suddenly the UBG began to shake. It went in between visible and invisible for a moment, but after a while settled on being very close to invisible, but just visible enough for us to see. This seemed to confuse the spectres above for a while, when I realized the UBG must be able to turn into a camo bloon. The spectres must not have the radar to detect it. I watched helplessly as they flew around, trying to locate the blimp while I could see it's transparent form shooting spouts of ceramic bloons at them and knocking them out of the sky.

With the monkey aces distracting the UBG, I gave the desperate command of retreat. We set sail for a run, and headed back to the coasts to warn the coast monkeys.