User blog:Anomalous13/Global Conflicts (Part I)

I have revamped my fanfic, or made it much better. The improved fanfic has the same plot, characters, and dialogue. There isn't as much dialogue as before, which removes a considerable part of humor from the fanfic. I am currently writing chapter 8, and I will now post chapter 1, chapter 2 preview, and the prologue!

Part I

 * Prologue
 * Chapter 1: A Peaceful Day
 * Chapter 2: Battle of Ocean Road
 * Chapter 3: Ceramic Trouble
 * Chapter 4: Bloontonium Forest
 * Chapter 5: Tudis Base (1/2)
 * Chapter 6: Revelations
 * Chapter 7: Tudis Base (2/2) [revision in progress]
 * Chapter 8: Back at Silver City [writing]
 * Chapter 9:
 * Chapter 10:

Prologue
"Where am I?", Tony asks himself. "Oh yeah, stupid. I'm at home! Wait! I need to head to work soon!"
 * ===Monkey City===
 * ===January 20, 2045===

''Tony, a 20-year old monkey, wakes up. The time is currently 10:34 AM. As Tony wakes up, he heads to the bathroom to urinate. ''

"I don't feel like heading to work today...meh." Tony gets ready to walk to his work, Banana Enterprise to be exact. Banana Enterprise produces bananas and currency for Monkey City. What else would they do? Tony is an office worker, he mainly handles currency and other paperwork. As Tony leaves, he forgets to bring his lucky Dart.

"Ahh..can't forget this! Well, time to go. Walk 20 minutes to work....err." When Tony arrives at his work at 11:01 AM, his boss quickly yells at him."

"TONY! YOU'RE LATE AGAIN! HURRY UP! OUR CURRENCY PRODUCTION IS SLUGGISH!", his boss says.

"Sorry sir! I woke up late! I'll get to it right away!" Tony heads to his computer, and turns it on. Strangely, the computer does not start up. Tony remembers to plug it in, and the computer starts up. When he gets to the desktop, he finds a text file missing. "My currency files! Oh yeah, they're in my backpack. Stupid!" As Tony reaches his backpack, he gets his flash drive. He also finds a journal, titled "Global Conflicts".

"Ahh, I remember this. My dad's journal that described the Global War of 2016-2018! I never started reading this though...I should now. I can't believe my dad played a huge role in this war. Dang it, where's the first page? Chapter 12, Chapter 5...Ahh here it is! Chapter 1: A Peaceful Day! Wait a second, there's an info page."

"Hello to whoever's reading this. This is Christopher, or Chris. Whatever you prefer. This is a journal describing the events of the Global War, and how my epic team of five played a huge role in ending it. This journal was written in the year 2020. I won't spoil everything right now though. Well, I hope you enjoy reading it, as I had a little fun writing this."

Chapter 1: A Peaceful Day
Before I start telling the story, I need to introduce three of the members of "Aureolous" or "The Aureolous Five", the team of five monkeys that heroically ended the Global Conflicts of 2017-2019. "Aureolus" means "golden" or "gold" in some ancient language, so "The Aureolous Five" basically means "The Golden Five" or "The Five Golden Ones".
 * ===Monkey Village===
 * ===July 8, 2016===
 * ===5:06 PM===

Number #3 in the team is a Ninja Monkey named Gary. His name doesn't really match him though, heheh. He's mostly an idiot but he does have his times to shine. I don't know if he acts stupid on purpose, but I find it funny. He always manages to keep conversations going. I'm jealous of that...

Number #2 in "The Aureolous" is a Dart Monkey named Christopher. That's me, a 17 year old monkey. I'm an okay guy, I guess. People also call me Chris, but I don't really care which name. I'm the new guy in the group, I joined about...two weeks ago? Yeaah. I don't know who placed me in this group, but whoever did made a nice choice. I also have good memorization skills too. People consider me to be really funny and laidback, and I agree with that, hah.

And lastly, the Boomerang Thrower named Ryan. The leader of the team. Very brave, reliable, and has a dry sense of humor. The three amigos sitting in a hut, just having coffee and talking about things. Although at first I was irritated that nothing was happening, I would soon regret that. Sitting, talking with friends. I have no idea why I was irritated; it felt really good, the feeling of peace.

As for Numbers #4 and #5 in the group...I'll get to that much later. I don't want to introduce them just yet. Anyways, we were talking about stupid, humorous topics, like elephant intercourse, plungers, and aliens. I'll give you one of the many conversations between us...

Me   - "So guys, did you know that the chicken came before the egg?"

Ryan - "...how? Where'd you get that info Chris?"

Gary  - "The egg had to come first! Where did you get that info?"

Me    - "Well, I saw it on a website. The chicken has certain proteins and nutrients that are needed for the egg to hatch!"

Gary - "You saw it on a website? I find that hard to believe."

Ryan - "Yeah, since when were you an expert in birds?"

Me   - "Well, I do have a good degree of knowledge in kiwis."

Ryan - "The vegetable?"

Gary - "No Ryan, a kiwi is a type of toilet that's used to--"

Me   - "No you idiots! A kiwi is a type of flightless bird! Where did you get toilets from?"

Gary - "It's not a toilet? WHAT?!"

Ryan - "Oh wait, it's also a fruit, not vegetable. Hahah."

Me   -  "Wait guys, why are we talking about fruits, toilets, and birds when we have a mission in 30 minutes?"

Well, there's a short conversation. One of the many stupid ones we have, I must add. Hahah, the good old days. As I said, the three of us had a mission to Ocean Road. Intelligence states that the Bloons are assaulting a weapons cache at Ocean Road. Ahh, our rival: the Bloon Empire.

Whenever I think of it, we've been at war with this Bloon Empire for years now. These questions never occured to me. How do Bloons communicate with one another? How do they do anything without appendages? Where did the Bloons originate from? They were strange creatures, creatures that didn't seem to have intelligence, but yet they're very smart. They didn't have a concept of self-preservation, which we took advantage of. I always thought that the Bloons came from outer space; you know, extraterrestrials? But who knows? Anyways, whatever the Bloon Empire is, they only had two goals: kill any other life and take resources. It's like a cunning parasite. I'm not sure, but I think that these Bloons first showed up on the planet in the year 1997. We underestimated them at first, since they were just balloons, but we were wrong. They killed many of our kind, stealing resources, and doing other malicious actions.

After this regret, the Monkey Capital stepped it up a little and fought back against the menace. The Monkey Capital vs The Bloon Empire. It has a nice ring to it, heheh. Now, we've managed to win every conflict that the Bloons start with minimal casualties. They haven't seem to get any smarter in terms of military tactics. But their technology is getting much better. They have the ability to regenerate!

Ahh, sorry. I really got sidetracked. I was just having all of these thoughts while talking with my friends.. Where was I...oh yes, Ocean Road. I don't remember it clearly, but I'll try my best. I'll stop for now, I need a rest. budumkmdfkmoqwmefoie

Chapter 2: Battle of Ocean Road
So Ryan, Gary, and I (the trio, for now) took our biplane to Ocean Road. Before I continue, I need to add this funny conversation. I remember it clearly, lol.
 * ===Ocean Road===
 * ===July 8, 2016===
 * ===6:12 PM===

Me   - "So how are we getting to Ocean Road?"

Ryan - "We have my biplane. I'll pilot it."

Gary  - "Uhh what's a biplane? A plane that's bisexual?"

Ryan - "Oh my goodness..."

Me   - "You idiot! A biplane is basically an airplane!"

Gary - "Ohh...I knew that. Who would be dumb enough to think that airplanes have sexual orientations? Pfft."

Me & Ryan - "Moron..."