User blog:DVSA/Reality Check in BTD5

Intro-
Here's a thought for all of you- wouldn't the bloons in real life be much easier to pop? Or the fact that monkeys (no offense) wouldn't mind colored bloons hovering through their land? (Hold the MOAB class) Yes, because BTD5 does not follow the same reality as we do.

Check 1: the bloons
O.K, we've all done it- popped a balloon with a dart or tack accidentaly. Remember how easy it was? Those could probably plow through 10 balloons if we practiced. Here's the thing: if the monkeys were visiting us, they would be bloo(w)n away! The darts we used would only pop 1, let alone 10, in BTD5. A sunray in our world would pop a ZOMG instintaneosly, instead of 4-5 seconds from a rocket launching, ice chucking, blade shooting, glue gunning, tornado twisting, sunray emitting TOTMG! Also, bloons inside of bloons would not be protected, and''' who gets that much helium from the world anyway? '''The ony thing that would seem impossible in our world would be a lead balloon, but that is true.

Check 2: the towers
Even though we evolved from monkeys, they still are sadly not advanced enough to make tack shooters, spike factories, high tech monkey villages, or bloonsday devices in the first place. They also cannot sadly use magic, breath fire, shoot lasers, plasma, or sunrays from their eyes. I could go on and on and on, but you get the picture.

Check 3: the buildings
So, even if the monkeys could build all of this stuff, where would they get the time to do it? Even if we started the round in 1 second, or 1 month, they still find the time to upgrade everything before the next round, which is very strange to me.

Conclusion
You might be thinking "Thats it?" when you read this? You want me to do more? Well, be patient, because this is only my first blog. So you read how stuff might be different in this world, like bloons, the monkeys, and the machines they create. I will do much more, but I'm not tellin ya when