User:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/Bloon Lore and Monkey Spies

Introduction
''So, the Grand Bloon Castle. It is, as it’s name does heavily imply, it is a bloon castle… and it is quite grand, I would say. However, the bloons perilously plundered perfect pleasant precious palace poorly. This place, unfortunately, belongs to our mortal enemies: the bloons. For millions of years the monkeys and bloons have been at war, and yet neither side never seems to get anywhere. The bloons and monkeys, as the strongest empires on the planet, can easily defeat anything except for each other. It seems that the match between the monkeys and the bloons has been even for so long that this war has gone nowhere after millions of years despite massive amounts of battling. Most of us don’t even remember the reason we started fighting. Now we just fight because we keep invading each other.''

''Either way, this castle is the biggest building ever constructed. The Bloon King can’t maintain it all by himself, so while he technically owns it, it’s serving as an apartment for wealthy bloons and bloons with important jobs, as well as a lab for military, science, and more experiments and production. Most of the stuff in the bloon kingdom goes on in here. Us COBRA agents have also discovered that, below the main castle, there is a “secret basement”. The basement is used for top secret bloon projects. Most bloons don’t even know what goes on down there, but we do. It’s a massive underground lab used for everything the bloons can use a restricted basement for. Most of the work going on down there is bloons working on ways to destroy the monkeys.''

Important Bloon Secret Project Entries

 * Entry 00A… Red bloons, the original bloons, created through methods unknown. These started our bloon society, and found the technology to create what we know as blue bloons, which were enhanced for extreme combat potential. As time went on, the bloons got smarter and smarter and were able to optimize more bloons…
 * Entry 00G… Pink bloons, used for rushes in regrow and the camos are used for quick stealth theft operations from those icky monkey creatures. Their body shape is more advanced than us, but it’s disgusting! Makes me wanna barf! Bleh! Anyways, the pink bloons were created by Green Bloon scientist Ertwig Huytser Dojpik…
 * Entry 00P… Stone bloons. This failed project for an indestructible bloon resulted in a piece of stone causing mass destruction around the kingdom. After learning from our mistakes and scrapping the project, this concept later became the Lead Bloon…
 * Entry 046T… The MOAB…
 * Entry 235X… the BAD…
 * Entry 4DF… the LYCH…
 * Entry 4GS… elite LYCH…
 * Entry 4GX… lick bloon, the most recent project of bloons, made to gross out monkeys and cover them in deadly saliva that traps monkeys and suffocates them as they slowly accept their end. Project not completed.